She has an incinerator in her basement. Have you ever incinerated used condoms?
Lmao what?
It's a yes or no question.
I'm covered in sharpie and the girl next to me just said something smells like fried food. Hint: it's me. Why am I in class?
Also, I imagined that his bacne was bubblewrap and that made it much more tolerable
I could really do without pictures of your asses in my inbox. That said, I'm extremely jealous that I wasn't involved.
Totally passed out on the dealers bed after paying him all in ones so no, i dont think i'll be getting a discount soon.
Can we do a version of last night where I actually remember shit?
Go for it! You're young. Have fun. Be somebody's expensive hobby like Anastasia Steele.
Is it bad that I've been making new friends through your vagina networking? I don't think so
she dared me to make out with the amish dude so I went up to him and grabbed him by the beard
GRABBED HIM BY THE BEARD
You know you're doing well in life when weed is considered to improve your job performance
I don't think this guy is worth it unless he's a skilled sexual amigo
I apologize in advance for the number of sex toys drying on the bathroom sink.
i took a magical journey through the park for about two hours. it was amazing and everything was fantastical. i have been informed someone babysat me through that shit.
I mean if you can't appreciate a good looking dick then just get out.
But what I'm actually thinking about is how everyone except me had sex on my bed this weekend and now I'm just sleeping in it with a 7 foot tall blue panda
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