More tranny stories later!
Yeah, i don't remember peeing. or meeting the girl.
he has 3 profile pictures up and all of them are him riding jet skis
Said he had been eating pineapple for a week before our 1st date. Not sure if thankful for his consideration or offended by his assumption.
all but 2 of were put on probation for disorderly conduct. i know, visiting a hospital when your drunk is really stupid but it seemed like such a good idea at the time
swear to god, "it seemed like a good idea at the time" is gonna be on your epitaph
I can get head just about anywhere nowadays so that's not much of an incentive, coffee on the other hand...
whiskey dick. though we did manage to break my closet door and flood the bathroom.
If I EVER wake up with two black eyes again you better come up with a better story than trying to see how many punches I could take.
I have to stop envisioning penises as dragons.
Well I'm in the bathtub smoking a bowl and eating doritos and frosting so I might not be the one to advise you on this shit but I'll try.
Jesus Christ that hit just spoke to so many levels of my soul. It's caressing them softly
Lets just say...I plan on being a bigger shitshow than Miley Cyrus at the VMA'S
I just paid my school fees like a real adult who doesn't get accidentally drunk on a Tuesday night
I'm storing dick pics, so basically if I'm still single after residency...ur gonna get bombarded. It's gonna be a blizzard of dicks.
Feel free to keep your blizzard of dicks to yourself.
Bill says he deeply regrets the incident with the soda bottle
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