bang him and never speak to him again. also, queef in his face.
i dont this its possible to queef on command.
She has an album entitled "my photography", which consists of about 80 different pictures of a tractor that she took on her cell phone. I'm all for freedom of expression, but come on.
Dude, she looked like the Canadian Slam Poet, neck hair and all.
No, I think it was the night I threw up in her front yard. You're thinking of the time I threw up in her backyard.
He upper decked the toilet, got himself lit on fire 6 times and lit 4 other people on fire in the course of 3 days.
apparently i saved myself a memo last night titled "cake" and all it says is "i love it so much"
I was thrown in the air atleast 3 times by baby jesus
i dont know whats weirder. that i told him he stabbed me in my dream or that he told me i wasnt the first girl to tell him theyve been killed by him in a dream
View of Vancouver Bay is obscured though the greasy hand prints from fucking against the window. Tip maid well.
Want to do me the honour of waxing my legs again before I go to Mexico? I feel like it's a tradition we shouldn't break.
She deliberately backed into the homewrecker's whoremobile and yelled ""FOR SPARTA!"
You kept asking us from the backseat if you were driving ok and then you kept talking to your hiccups and yelling at them to "stop it already!"
I have an interview tomorrow! The couple we regularly swing with said I could use them as references. Winning
I need to get all the one night tinders in my system before I move back in with my parents
So I think my neighbor's name is Olli if I'm hearing the girl the girl he's fucking clearly
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