Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
There are thorn wounds on my balls, don't ever question my dedication to party again
I feel like shaving is just admitting i'm gonna do him, even though im still on the fence
shave. it'll take 10 min. Better safe than hairy.
she made out with a stripper. how was scrabble night with your girlfriend
There are fucking limits. Jerking another guy off in the bar toes the line.
I'm calling into work tomorrow for day drinking and kitten shopping. Totally legitimate.
You were sitting in the middle of the floor spewing vodka at people proclaiming "I a whale". That drunk.
I am on top of a rooftop peeing on your freedom
Haha its fine we ask know it. He's still cool thought
Focus on the keyboard man. Focusssss
I dealt with the imported moonshine, but when the cocaine came out, I had to get the fuck out of there
Dude...I slept walked to the free condom bin in the lounge last night. I don't know why.
and idk now I have nine bags of lettuce in my fridge
First post college job and I got fired within a week. Something tells me that adulthood isn't going to be as much fun as sex and the city led me to believe.
How are they?
Amazing! These new boobs are going to break blouse buttons and wedding vows!
Get your heels and tits on! I’m not wasting a Brazilian because his fucking kid ate paste or Legos and ruined an afternoon suite sex and room service
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