I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
found a new level of pathetic. i watched a guy pick out cigarette butts from a jar that weren't completely finished. make sure you go somewhere in life.
I am not speculating about which disney princesses do and do not have gag reflexes
all nice guys are gay and all hot ones are assholes
You're fat. Stop making excuses
i screwed him while his gf was puking in the shower. 2011 is looking up already
Thank you for holding my bra last night while i did a topless lap around the house
I told him the truth. Truth leads to vodka. Vodka leads to tequila. Tequila leads to prison.
I look like slutty woodland creatures dress me in the morning. Everybody's got problems.
We need to do something soon. I need like 4,000 beers and a cigarette.
I was woken up in my old house by the new residents ... I don't even have a Key anymore
He wanted me to come over on Christmas...inviting your fuck buddy over for the holidays is just something you don't do.
I sense naked hashbrown eating in my near future.
My heart says buy the granny panties, but my vagina says don't throw in the towel yet.
If we were teenagers we would intentionally be trying to burn down this historic landmark
Only true party girls take their birth control with Smirnoff.
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