This row in front of you is like duck, duck, goose - but eating disorder, eating disorder, failed eating disorder
I'm sitting at the bar eating dinner next to a nerd, a guy in a 10 gallon hat, and a policeman. I feel like I joined The Village People
so I smoked with the leasing agent of the apartment complex. Of corse I am going to take this one
We smoked a joint and talked about his parent's divorce. It was like being fifteen all over again.
at least franzia made me throw up pretty colors.
do you know how hard it is to pee with a pumpkin in the toilet ?
PS August 29 of last year was when you ran over my foot. Facebook just reminded me.
To do list: put blue gatorade in a windex spray bottle. spray it into my mouth in public so people think i'm drinking windex.
It was my penance. God came down to me in the form of an angel and said, "you must atone for your sins, by puking in your mouth at church right before communion"
If you really wanted to hide the fact you were gay, you could have at least had the sense to not get drunk in the same bar as your bf.
drinking vodka, listening 2 smh at 530am slow cooking beef stew. you'll enjoy the stew and worry abt me in the morning. bon apatite
Also, if he asks how he's doing orally I can probably ask if we're exchanging Christmas presents?
Give me one good reason why I should go with you.
Free beer.
..pick me up at 8.
I wish people could trade lives with me for a day so they could see how much better my life is compared to theirs
A reminder in my phone just went off saying, "Fuck.On.Roof- the Great Bambino". This makes me excited and slightly nervous.
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