he quoted cool runnings while we were having sex: feel the rythm,feel the rhyme, get on up, its bobsled time
I don't have the money to get a cast so we made one from stuff at the craft store.
I feel that my census will not be the first census submitted soaked in beer
Dude, she literally just asked me if her mac'n'cheese makes me horny. I think I found the one.
Alosmot hir two of of mt mailanoxwa
Oh Jesus.
You know its been a rough night when for a large portion of the evening you have accepted your death
So she just had an emotional breakdown over a birthday card with a peacock on it. Yeah. She's pretty drunk, but we made it home safely.
We were on the ground in Tampa for 55 hours and we drank for 30 of them.
We won Spring Training 2013.
I woke up wearing my panties and an eyelash, soo I'd say your birthday was a success.
I can't wait to get home and brush the fuck outta my teeth.
Literally.
So, what my linguistics project should really be called is "I happen to sleep/makeout with a lot of bilinguals and am now using them to help me graduate"
I had to take on your role as drunk idiot....I have no idea how you do it so well and so regularly. That shit is exhausting.
I'm seeing how far I can grow my leg hair out before Jason will say anything. I'm up to an inch
So it turns out that a Ford Focus does not fit in a Walmart cart return.
A guy in a chewbacca suit just came up to me and asked me to buy him weed.
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