Omg just want to confirm: got drunk, naked in street, fucked in bathroom and puked on bart.
When he went down on me, I saw his bald spot... It completely ruined the experience
What is the appropriate way to inform him that I am TOTALLY down for break up sex?
I've never been so embarrassed. It's like waking up as Fred Durst.
I feel like I should be doing a victory lap around my house to the rocky music, or zapping and smiting people with my mystic wizard powers
I think it's awesome that you're getting shower sex advice from a Mormon.
Can you bring home bongs? Like all the bongs. I need bongs
well you don't shave your pubes into a handlebar mustache and keep the party to yourself
I'll pay you back with progressively deviant sexual favors.
The exact people you expect to find at a bar at 2pm are here. Come visit. We'd really like the company.
I have the overwhelming need to take care of him. Both with my vagina and like emotionally.
Very unfortunate to find out the kid who took your virginity has never seen Star Wars🙃
All I have in my purse is 10 cents and a plastic ducky.\nI can't explain last night.
Don't get yourself off tomorrow. We. Are. Having. Sex. That's that. Just dont do it.
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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