the chick doesn't look like she's put anything in her mouth for weeks other than his dick.
Consumer Beware: Redhead has herpes.
I wish i could 80s montage me losing weight
Dude she was 62...with a boob job. And I'm proud to say I made out with that.
Help. Me. He just whispered 'prepare yourself', & sprayed hairspray everywheres to make sure the 'air was crisp'
Ignoring the crisis im in. Sitting in the front yard in a kiddie pool. Wearing arm floaties, fins and a snorkel. Waiting for a hot guy to walk by.
I am listening to lecture and I can hear us in the background talking about anal beads.
Dude just bought the table 3 bottles of champaign and broke one on the floor as his "signature" and he makes me want this recession hit harder
She just got on the scale. frowned, got off and took off her pants and then got back on
he's a ginger AND was born with 2 holes in his penis. sleeping with a rare species & I LOVE THE THRILL
Happy hour crawl turned into power happy hour turned into tequila shots turned into I'm drunk in class on Cinco de Mayo at 7 am.
Is this because I accidentally peed on you?
Thanks for duct tapping my dick to my leg while I was passed out. I could only aim straight down. I stood on your bed. Have a nice day at work!
He unliked all of my pictures on instagram, I don't know whats worse, the fact that he did it or the fact that I noticed..
you were so high you just watched the elf.... its spring
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