Being alone has allowed me to flourish into a complete weirdo
Went to gas station for smokes. three cops pulled in. got gas i didn't need. found diff gas station.
good choice.
Is it sad that I'm on the stopduiaz.com website and there is a cute boy but it will never work between us because hes in jail for 17.5 years?
Um.. is it mean if I say yes?
How would my first penpal letter even go? "Hey saw you on stopduiaz.com, sucks you killed that motorcyclist. Whats your favorite thing to do on the weekend?"
We couldn't find any ping pong balls, so we used a fishing bobber. Could we be more country?
Is drinking merlot and watching womens figure skating by myself gay?
my dad just said 'either you're lying about your plans tonight or you kids are really lame nowadays'. maybe we should nix the singles saturday slumber party and go to a bar.
You texted the wrong number but that's probably the best call you'll ever make.
I never thought that taking apart multiple age 5 and under puzzles would be part of my house party clean up process.
Yeah, sorry about that. I just couldn't stop.
his grandma walked in on us. twice. and he was truly fucking surprised when i put my pants back on.
can I share that I'd like to fuck him in my new car as a sort of car warming present to myself?
Now that weed is legalized There needs to be reusable bags for people to pick up with. All this plastic is so bad for the environment and a waste
A big toe in my vag is not foreplay.
I'm playing a lilo and stitch drinking game
Aloha alcoholism.
I can't hang out tomorrow. A boy wants to feed me ice cream and touch my boobs. Priorities.
I hit an all time low we ran out of coke and I met up with my dealer at 8 in the morning for a re-up. great customer service though.
Very interesting. Let's just say I got home last night and threw up, found a joint in my bra, and woke up naked in my bed
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