Alls I know is that his gf looked like Beyonce and he looked like Babar
God you better not be texting me after just having sex with someone from craigslist
whatever, you made your decision to be a responsible student and where did it get you? a pushed back exam and no blowjob.
I feel like I need to get rid of the black eyeliner, glitter, and tequila breath before I to that world poverty conference..
It's a 2 hour train ride a 7 in the morning, of course we're bringing alcohol
So far we've hooked up on a pool table, on a public bathroom counter and now in a little league baseball dugout. We haven't even made to a house yet.
just saw someone climb out of the dumpster at cvs and start walking down the street like it was completely normal
First and foremost she's my friend, but she's also a mistake I make when I'm drunk
You did this to me with your delicious pizza and moonshine.
I'll forgive you once we're drunk again by noon.
Serious question: when you had my right nipple in your mouth, did my nipple ring have both of the balls on it, or was it missing one. Current situation: missing one.
Don't ever feel guilty about what you put in your mouth best advice my gma ever gave me lmao
Its so bad though\nOur relationship has gotten to the point where im posing nude with a swiffer
Do you think it would be a margarita if you just out tequila in a sonic slush?
Sorry my phone died because I decided charging my vibrator was way more important
I know it's going to be a good day because he didn't notice the bite mark on my butt.
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