Nob stitches i do do not bleed anymorr!
I'm watching tv and he's trying to stick a vibrator in my ass
I now officially know the distance between my two boobs is one twizzler.
He doesn't like you, he likes u not having a gag relfex
Theres a picture of me with cut up clothes rolling in the policeman's lawn, I missed you, summer.
I got rejected. By another girl. At a red light. In front of seven shirtless cyclists in the middle of the night. How is that normal?!?
how bad is she
captain morgan with tits
I threw up sweet potatoes. Worst thing to throw up ever. They came back mashed.
I'm not sure if it was the 11 shots or your naturally vibrant personality but I recall you being quite noisy that evening
Just to an Octoberfest and a sex party. Nothing wild.
If you want me to retract my crazy cat lady comments pictures of yourself dressed as a cat are not the way to do it.
Sorry for all the texts. I got wasted and woke up at the foot of a staircase. From what I can gather, I fell down it.
How much money would it take for the bouncer to get us beers while we wait in line to get in?
$450 apparently whoopwhoop
I feel as if I need Plan B just being in the same room as them for more than 5 minutes.
Maybe life is about finding the person you DO want to cuddle with after they rail you like a porn star
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