Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
dude, the building's fire alarm was going off for over an hour last night and you didn't move
that's ok, when I'm passed out drunk I'm impervious to flame
Is it wierd that I kind of wish I could hang out with Melissa Joan Hart?
I realized courtney is my jiminy cricket but instead of preventing me from telling lies she prevents me from fucking strangers
Operation Purity has been aborted
Quiet hours sex sucks. I hate finals.
Iranian Rapper, camaroonian basketball player, mexican i forget and indian doctor....this one looks the best on paper.
I can't believe he let me cut his hair as stoned as I was.. I think I even cut my own hair too
He told me the color of his piss. Worst. First date. Ever.
dude i'm so hungover my hair hurts
idk. a stripper just bit me. I'm so disoriented
I told him finishing at the same time would be a long-term project. Like flipping a house. A sexual house.
Tequilla is a sneaky bitch ninja that doesn't kick in until you least expect it. Then BAM! You're peeing in unconventional places.
Let go out that Thursday night!
Yess sounds good, I have to go turn myself in the next day because what happened last Friday.
So I justmade it back home and was greeted to a squirrel in my dorm... Last time I let my friends rent it out for a party.
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