So I have to ask... did I meet your lumberjack expectations? I mean, minus the red flannel and all.
so i told him i have my period and he put his head by my vagina and said "I HATE YOU!"
how should i go about explaining the hickey i drunkenly gave myself last night?
My cousin's dog just exhaled smoke. My job here is done.
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
No its cool I don't even have to do anything he is rapping to one of the strippers. He is punishing himself enough.
i shall enjoy my approximately 2 hours of being sober today
I just spent the last 30 mins playing uplifting songs to my uterus, & there's no way I'm pregnant.
sitting on my lesbian neighbors couch, sexting, & eating a burrito.. that single
Note to self. Don't order a $10 bottle of wine on a 40 min flight because it seems like a good deal.
God you're perfect.
I am. So drunk right now. Good work, Frontier.
Come now. I'm bloody but I'll give you the best fuck of your life.
i repeatedly had to ask him if he was into this because he kept talking about random things while i jerked him off. i got annoyed and in order to annoy him back, i told him i wanted to watch him do it. he also talked about basketball WHILE cumming. NEVER AGAIN.
He looks like he was the one that always had koolaid stains around his mouth as a kid, he can fuck off.
i just had diarrhea that people from the 1930's would have died from
I hope no one at work can tell or smell that I have tequila in my hair and I haven't showered for days
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