i barfeds in our rink
i wish there was a photo editing effect that fully opened my drunk eyes
It finally happened. My conscience stopped working. I've never felt so free
I just won a riveting game of "who can drink the most vodka out of a hollowed out watermelon". Fucking New Yorkers.
You were holding up a boot and yelling boot gang
It's 4 am here and I just vomited myself awake....Not rising OR shining any time soon
Lets just say my thoughts when getting dressed this morning was "vagina friendly" options
Yeah bunch of crazy shit... Makes you wonder how anyone found someone before tinder
Between the deep breathing and nipple piercings , I thought I was in the twilight zone
All you have to drink is moonshine and ranch. This is bullshit.
Magyver!
have fuck
*fun
actually forget it have a fuck too it'll do you good
They are like the regular squirrels and we are flying squirrels
Quit bitching. I brought you a muffin.
Idk... I'm not sure why anyone would use a flesh light in general. Let alone hook it up to a wifi device.
You left me a note that said "The Earth is blowing up. Bring the Rosé." WTF.
Randomize
