don't go home with that guy from jersey
i know, not worth the blood test
Best idea ever: Giving hobos a beer and having a chugging contest to win another beer. Most fun I have had downtown in a while.
It was either a cute kinda butch tomgirl or a really fem guy. Either way, I made out with it. Bisexuality, my best friend.
yea i thought the egg drop soup tasted weirdly like cum, and then i suddenly remembered what happened last night.
i'm never eating chinese again.
he doesn't drink and he's an emt - he'll be our dd for nye in exchange for a threesome tomorrow afternoon.
But i guess when you use blowjob as a verb you are entitled to some language allowances
I miss waking up knowing you're passed out under my bed.
i refuse to be around anyone not wearing a sombrero...its cinco de mayo
Between the puerto rican elf, the fat marine, the deaf guy and the ex coke head I've got a good preview if the men in this city...
He was just lying in his underwear like a present. I had to unwrap it.
Buffalo PD walked in my bedroom this morning at 7 am. Was still blackout drunk, fully dressed, Steak Out wrapper on the floor, parking meter on the floor of the bar room. 'Both of your doors were wide open, wanted to make sure no one was robbing you.' Then I made a pass at her.
There's no discreet way to sneak a cucumber into the shower lol
I blew him while the canoe was sinking...I think of it as the better version of the titanic
so an orgy is about to happen in the next room if you wondered where i am currently at in life
Your vagina is like Nancy Drew lately.
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