i am making flyers for the homeless letting them know about free chipolte day
Just put a picture of dead dolphins on her wall...told her the oil spill was her fault.
I'm celebrating tres de junio so if you can help me find some sombreros ill be grateful. Also, today in 1992 Aborigines were granted rights to their land so I might need some boomerangs.
after watching ten minutes of "the decision," I conclude that King Lebron has more influence on America than Barak Obama. I love our countries values.
Before he took off his pants he paused and said, "Remember..sometimes great things come in small packages."
this whole plan B standoff thing with her is really starting to make me nervous
Its ok. I handled the situation with grace and class. lol jk i got shitfaced and fucked his roomate.
Also, just almost microwaved cereal. Thank god mom is here to stop me.
I had to run home with my hands covering my tits this morning. How does this keep happening?
Hello. You don't know me, but word on the street is that we are now eskimo sisters. I feel like we should go out for coffee and compare experiences.
I woke wondering who the hell was in my bed. Then i felt boobs and remembered Haha. Thirsty Thursday killed my liver and my homosexuality
Ah well. Drinking wouldn't be drinking without mystery bruises
Agreed.
I just watched my high school guidance counselor pee in the backyard of this party.
Sex while Star Warsing is the best
I skipped the handshake and went right for a dickshake I had him minutes after I saw him.
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