Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
This is a mass text. Does anyone know where I am?
Hm. I declare blue a flavor.
He had the smallest penis i'd ever seen. I can see why he drinks his life away.
So if we break up over this are you still gonna come over and do my dishes?
I demand visitation hours with the duck.
3 things. 1) we need alcohol 2) we need alcohol 3) we need tortilla chips. Let's make a plan. Bro shakes and salsa.
officially hit rock bottom.. been yelling through the vent in my room to my little brother trying to convince him to get me water for the past two hours. i fear feeling the full effect of my hangover if i stand.
By the way when you were super fucked up last night, you ate cat food and tried to tell me it was healthy for you
then you said,"Take this damn cabbage!" although it was actually your shirt. i found you in the elevator of his building.
Lots of alcohol last night skiing this morning = me throwing up off chairlift
Seriously though a big penis is like a puppy dog, or a sunny day or some other glorious thing
You are such a penis elitist
I didn't want to but I was drunk in a Disney bathroom with her and had a weak moment.
I have to close one eye, because I don't wanna see two movies, I only want to see one.
I think i got beer on your cat.
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