O no, u 2 are dating again?
No. I just masturbate furiously to his picture
Dude. I tried to convince her to eat poprocks and give me a blowjob. It did not work out well.
We just found a knife wedged in between the cushions on the couch you guys fucked on...why is this?
She didn't talk for 45 minutes. We finally convinced her to open her mouth. There was a flower in there.
I'm just going to say , cocktail races are not for a Wednesday night maybe not even a Friday type of deal
I had very briefly met him a few years ago. My friend was tired of hearing us both complain about being horny. She figured she would fuck two birds with one stone.
My mouth is so dry that I'm about to put a straw in a jar of Vaseline and chug. This all addi diet definitely has its ups and downs.
Me and my bruised tit have to wake up at 4 AM.
Btw there's a hedgehog in my room. Don't get it high
Bouncer came into the bathrooms to tell us the old one-person-per-stall rule, realised it was two girls banging, and left us to it. Lesbiperks.
My bail money is reserved for people I either A, think were in the right, or B, have an awesome story that leads up to needing it. Just remember that before you call me.
Is it a bad thing for a seven year old to call one an alcoholic? Asking for a friend..
Def don't remember taking those pics I sent you...but it looks like I was in a car? Shit. Looks like my Uber passenger rating just went up exponentially.
GIIIIRL I AM STONED AF AND I HAVE A HOMEMADE POT PIE IN THE OVEN THIS PARTY IS LIT.
Sexual side note: sushi and cum do not mix well. That is all.
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