i feel so shallow. people in iran are using twitter to write hardcore nathan hale shit about dying for freedom. my last tweet was "i hate the taco shits"
Nope changed our mind. Decided your strange bacon like body odor wasn't what we want to smell tonight.
you were carrying a trash bag around insisting it was your purse. I'll let you guess how your night went
My dream of liquor pitchers came true
He paid me to blow him while doing a handstand. Does that make me a whore or just a budding gymnast?
Itd be like fucking a waterbed thats been locked in a barn for two years.
Where in the FUCK do you get your analogies
If by "in control" you mean him showing-up to work wasted, calling a customer a "fuckstick," and getting fired on the spot? Then yes, he is.
It's okay. My lingerie drawer is skanky enough for the two of us. Even across borders.
So...guess who had sex tied to the ladder of a caboose under the stars in Joshua Tree? This bitch
I can't wait for you to tell me about your sex.
It's a short, short story.
I gave him a bj as a thank you for helping. I think that's good.
Exactly man. Who needs doctors when you have vodka and hot knives.
I’ve seen not one, but three Facebook articles on my feed today about “how to eat ass”. Idk what the universe is trying to tell me but it’s needs to chill
I promised to leave my panties on but I didn't promise to not have sex
Her pegging playlist is all heavy metal so stay away if you wanna keep your ass intact
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