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i hope the fucking fire crotch burns his mouth
We saw some woman wearing leather pants. It was weird. We have decided to follow her on her travels to see where people go in leather pants in Michigan.
kindergarten is hard when you're hung over.
i want to give my vagina back to god and say no thank you
i just used my scantron for my final to make paper shotglasses. i'd say i passed in flying colors.
I woke up and he had cut my bangs and put makeup on me.
I don't care how good they make you look, you've got to stop sleeping with gay guys.
story update. I'm locked out of my house. Walk of shame advisory extended...
there seems to be a considerable amount of hair missing from my left hand. i may have lit it on fire again
I didn't cheat on him. He just hasn't been informed of the open part of our relationship.
I knew it was a good Wednesday night when I woke up tucked in to NOT my own bed with my beer helmet, an empty bottle of Jose, and a trash can placed in front of my face.. Happy 20th!
Last night apparently I said "I need a break" and then I just passed the fuck out for 3 hours
I got pull-out-my-nuvaring-drunk last night.
He showed up in a Prius. I didn’t even wanna.... So I left.
All I heard was "sit on my face" "okay" and muffled screaming. I'm still disappointed.
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