Some 6 yr old girl just got on my plane in St. Louis. She was wearing an I Love Canada shirt. She eyed the seat next to me and I stared her straight in the eyes and shook my head. Fuck her. Fuck canada.
Who would have sex with her? She looks like she shops at baby gap
i just stepped in cum. i hate you.
Thats what happens when you don't swallow.
I just want you to know that were having pizza delivered to the emergency room
You need Jesus. Or a midol and a snickers. Whichever.
she reminds me of the kind of girl who'd fuck in church if you asked. I can dig it.
All four of us managed to throw up in the same bathroom at different times during the night. I think we'll get along great living together.
I don't know if it's lucky or if it really just makes my tits look THAT good, but I've never NOT gotten laid with this bra on
I am omw to AA Fellowship by the sea w Jenny and a stripper who just paid for our jetski with 85 $1 bills
you picked up the vacuum cleaner at one point and said you we gonna beat the shit out of me with it. that was kinda funny
Luke did at least 8 shots of pure mayonnaise last night. I am not sure if that is better or worse than my 2 cement mixers?
Did i mention i'm like the equivilent of a prepubescent boy suffering from preejaculacy? I just about creamed my pants when he grabbed my hand..
My dick has been in way too much crazy the past 2+weeks, but hey it feels good to fuck consistently again
fyi: first time in five days i havent washed my birth control down with liquor. when are we going out tonight?
Forget Covid themed costumes. I need one that attracts a quality penis
preferably one with a six figure job and a boat
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