is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
I caved and texted him. But it's strictly drug dealing business so it doesn't count.
My professor just used "labia" and "numchucks" in the same sentence. I am dying.
Just tried to put my sweatpants on backwards...the chances of passing my physics exam just went down about 100%.
He was singing Will Smith Just the Two of Us to his burrito. That high.
You know you had good weekend wheb we you hook up with three different girls and you don't feel no pain when u pee in the morning
I don't remember anything other than how good it felt when I peed my pants.
I need a pic of your cock for our cock collage
I threw up for like 20 hours. Im gonna be the DD for the next 5 years.
you really need to remember next time not to write your name and phone number on the paper its wrapped in.
But what if it got lost?
its illegal. you dont want people to contact you if they find it.
Operation terrify all men while simultaneously make them fall in love with me is going quite swimmingly so far
Last night at a party someone grabbed my ass so I just fucking punched them in the face then went home and ate a frozen pizza
now to finish some work and then i think i'll work out. or garden. or at the very least I'll continue eating frozen grapes and take more drugs
Good morning! Or after noon. Sorry for falling asleep in you
Found your bra in my backseat. And yes it took me that long to finally clean it out from last weekend
Didn't even know it was missing, if that makes you feel any better
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