The guy asked if i had a problem w/set schedules
dude your cousin who was wearing the skirt wasn't wearing any underwear
gross she's a slut
yea she doesn't shave either
You were eating microwaved pad thai out of a solo cup with a pair of scissors....
She's lying on the sidewalk wailing that she is gonna die alone, with hundreds of strangers watching us, and also we lost Kate, . Please help me
seeing two hook-ups in tagged in the same picture will send chills down anyone's spine.
you had me at cake vodka
That's the international "my vagina is unoccupied, come talk to us" chant. You have your mission. Go.
Oh my fucking god I saw the pictures. What the mother fucking fuck. Destroy the pictures. Destroy the fucking pictures.
Please confirm the destruction of the pictures. NOW.
Is it frowned upon to bring a flask to the er?
Gotta get new sheets. ..I fucked the satin off mine.
The only way he could ever pleasure me is if he lit himself on fire and let me watch
I just want someone to put their head on my boobs and laugh at my jokes ....
Guess who just hooked up with a guy who was wearing a shirt from his mom's "dress up closet"?!
No instead we fucked in the elevator.. it was wrong on so many levels..
How tall was the building? Maybe it was only wrong on some of them
She dropped the call after she told me she doesn't want to hear about how loud he can scream.
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