Remember ______, girl, blonde, one of my roommates the first year of ________?
Yeah we hooked up in the top bunk bed while simultaneously having a conversation with u, so yeah, I remember her
I don't think I can get bothered with getting laid tonight
now i know why i became what i already was.
Odds of those being real?
One in who gives a fuck
i find it depressing how it takes me longer to find a good video compared to the actual jacking off process.
I think I'm going to die by hangover. I'm in my spanish class. So I guess I'm going to be muerte.
after eating me out, he asked for something to drink. i gave him a glass of water and he said he needed something stronger.
Just did my hair and make up at mcdonalds so we're in the same boat.
Not sure how ur night is going, but unless u also saw a naked drunk chick pissing outside i doubt it can top mine
im so hung over everytime my dog barks the sound vibration makes my whole body hurt
woke up to a family dragging me under their beach umbrella, they poured water on me bc they "thought I was dead" then fed me quesadillas and nursed me back to health... gotta love Cabo
I hate ovaries. They're horrible little sacs of satanic enmity.
That's the most poetic description of female anatomy I've ever heard.
I think you are severely overestimating being able to get your lingerie back by posting the lyrics of Irreplaceable
you do realize the next step is naked mud wrestling, right?
My FIANCE just told me he thought you were the prettiest out of all my friends YOU WHORE
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