i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
you should just get pregnant. that way you don't need to decide on a career.
I need to stop researching the drugs I do on Wikipedia. The parts about abuse and dependency hit too close to home
i crunched every chip from the dorito bag and poured it in the vase. never again will i have to deal with cool ranch fingers.
Although last time you were unsure about someone they flipped a golf cart on me.
I don't know how I got here... but I think I'm in a Christian Impact meeting... I'm trying to act as straight as possible. They can sense gay.
A Bum and I jusst hugged. its not even 8 pm.
I have a breathe right strip stuck to my forehead, several inexplicable bruises and I think someone tried to paint my nails with glue, but I still have my Santa hat. I'm gonna call this one a success.
So I feel like I should have had a going away party for your dick. Complete with balloons and cake. Yeahh that's right. I'm gonna miss it.
Maybe next year when I'm 30 I will be over puking at lunch on Fridays. Maybe
u kept repeating to itself "hot cheetos and nacho cheese sauce.."
Your vagina needs to teach my vagina its ways.
He had a cruise ship of a dick and I need to set sail on that ocean again
I'm driving to work hungover. I feel like I got hit by a train and then drank that train too.
That’s true love. If they recognize a chocolate mold of your anus.
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