She's just bitter because she lost all the weight only to discover she doesn't have a pretty face after all.
She has 260 profile pics. In 260 she's ugly and in 255, she's making the peace sign with her hands...
omg kevin jonas gave his bride a glass slipper..could he be any gayer then he is now
he is so gay. he makes clay aiken look straight. what is wrong with the lady that married him? kevin must be envious of her balls
I'm doing shots of crown out of a baby bottle. My friends are sensational parents.
You insisted on drinking champagne out of the dog bowl
I have vodka an food stamps. At some point today, that will undoubtedly turn into jello shots.
I have reached the point in my life where I realized this is what I'm going to do for the rest of my life. Eat, shit , bar, drink, drank, drunk.
I left my bra and a book at his place. He's a hot Scandinavian who is into physics and computers - had to step up my game.
He's pretty cool once you ignore the fact that he's trying to get into your pants
I've decided that I'm okay with you getting a goat. I have to get over my completely rational fear of goats somehow.
Why are you taking pics in the bathroom with the plunger? I mean you still look hot and I'm totally going to wack off to it.
Hahahaha yep. You were picking up the credit card machine and singing to it in Spanish.
He fucked me in his tour van, I feel like an official groupie.... Except I don't even listen to his band.
Sex while Star Warsing is the best
See that doesn't work because we've had sex so its awkward for you to call me mom
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