i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
Then all the boys were saying that they were amazed at how much i could smoke...i'm so proud of myself
Just seeing my phone say "picture message from: Senor Floppy Cock", i knew it was going to make me smile.
dude she looked like Newman from Seinfeld I'm done with this wingman shit
I always have trouble explaining my life decisions to people over the age of 30.
You went around chanting "dinosaur period" and drinking tomato soup from the can.
While I was fucking him, he grabbed a taco off his shelf and started eating it. I had taco dripped on me. I have no idea where the taco came from.
holy fuck that shirt looks so good on him, it was like he was born with it on. that shirt deserves a blow
id say I'm a pretty good fuck buddy, i didn't even booty call him on his girlfriends birthday
If you ever insult pizza rolls again, I will dragon kick you in the throat
it's always good to have a friend that's a hairdresser, a massage therapist, maybe throw in a lawyer just in case, and always have a friend on food stamps
Lol if he questions who I am I'm gonna send him a pic of his boxers
DICK-CITY HERE WE COME
Damn that brownie almost kicked my ass. I'm not sure if my flight home lasted 10 minutes or 10 days..
Come get your boyfriend. He is hammered talking to me about hot dogs and casinos.
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