o shit let me call u back theres a hamburger in my pocket
He spanked me with a plate. I'm not sure where this is going...
he asked me if i would dance for him to make it easier for him to jack off. does that answer your question.
Just quiet vomiting, and in between heaves she mumbled "be the pro"
Dangr zzzzzzzzone
I swallowed for you. Answer the phone.
I've thrown up in front of nearly every customer we've had today.
WHO THE FUCK TAGS THEMSELVES AT COUNTY JAIL?!?!
He picked up a chick with a line about the price of used cars in Sri Lanka and developing economies. Step it up.
Kriste-san. Brian-sensai going to sleepy times acturry. Kriste-grasshopper will spend fun-fun times with Brian-sensai and glorious redbox movie tomorrow yes?
Most creative movie date proposition... ever.
On a completely unrelated note I think I have carpal tunnel
Again, totally unrelated
Love these next 4 months. Wake up from a college football hangover and get to put your hand down your pants and watch NFL football all day.
It was crazy man, at one point after already going 3 rounds I tried to breakaway for a smoke...she yanked me by the nipple hair back on top of her.
Come camping we have xanax and steaks
Dad danced on top of the bar with me last night. And has a video of me doing a beer bong.
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