alcohol turns me into mario batali of easy mac
she went to type in rate my professors and rate my pussy came up in my recent searches. needless to say, i will likely be masturbating to the aforementioned site tonight.
i am doomed to only fuck guys with curved cocks
she's a kindergarten teacher now. The teacher desks are the perfect height for fucking. I'm delaying the break up a few weeks.
Sometimes I envy you, when I'm not praying for your soul.
i could've stared at her spine forever man..she was so deep, and she made a drink out of vodka and organic mangoo shit. i will find her and present that goddess with some fucking gummies
you're no longer allowed out of my sight at parties
Did you really just call a picture of your erect penis art?
I consider any night I don't make out with someone a bad night. So I've been great.
I keeping finding meatballs in random places
Do you have feelings for this penis?
Bring beers. The password is "I brought beers" but you can't come in if you're a liar
I'm laying in bed cuddling with my teddy bear and eating waffles. I need a fucking boyfriend
I got pull-out-my-nuvaring-drunk last night.
One lesson I've learned so far from college: You've always got time for one more shot. Always
she said. She was going to, and I quote, "put her vagina inside my dick".
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