office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
I tried watching the view, i got through 8 minutes. That is probably a world record.
They always sound like a bunch of chickens.
Please tell me you did not just serenade her with "Let's Get it On"?
Yeah I think it worked. My penis thanks you, Captain Morgan.
I told my rommate that he was pissing on his bed. He said "ok man" and took a step backwards and continued. He then went back to bed.
If u were an xman, what would ur power be? I would shoot lasers from my boobs.
I don't think I own any pants that haven't seen his bedroom floor anymore...
i think there mostly mad about the fact it was 6 pm not the fact i blew a .255
My body is being held together with whiskey, nicotine, duct tape and a little bit of hope...
He simply fell in the fire, rolled out and continued to finish his bottle of vodka. Everyone else instantly sobered up just watching it.
New rule. Every time you and I have a disagreement that lasts longer than 10min, while in a bar, we'll have a shot. Figure we'll eventually start agreeing sooner rather than later...
You straight up wore me out. This should be a proud moment for you. It's almost like my penis is asking for a timeout. But not really
I got a text saying, "It's so great to throw tomatoes at seagulls."
Im covered in coffee vomit and urine and none of which are mine
Currently eating a pop tart in my underwear waiting for the washer. Not one of my prouder moments.
Fuuuuuck dude, he’s got #Excel in his Facebook bio; I’m screaming
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