I got called a slut by a bunch of girls that work at Hooters..wtf is that shit? explain that to me
The crowing achievement of my life is still the time I made a 3 course meal out of things I found in the dumpster.
I'm not saying I want a booty call. I just want what Cory and Topanga had.
just got dressed up for chatroulette- THAT desperate.
he's mad because you were 'slandering his penis'.
i just ate an entire onion plain. all alone. i have never felt more single in my life
He just kept pointing to each of us saying "arrested, arrested, arrested"
I need a leash, or some shame. Maybe.
I'm literally taking a shit naked holding a bottle of wine.
Yeah, the email that I was sending to get an Escort for the weekend, copied and pasted to my boss, that should be interesting conversation, when I come back from Christmas vacation break.
Waxing your own asshole is awkward and difficult at best.
Haha. I found pics last week of me getting motorboated by a girl while i was taking a shot. Hahaha in my wedding dress. Classy
Does it count as a threesome if your friend drunkenly has sex on top of you while you're passed out?
As in, legitimately worried. You just sent me a 6 message long text that did not contain any complete words.
I think someone shaved off all their pubes in the handicap stall or a werewolf stopped by the office to take a crAzy dump!
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