she has her graduation year in her skype name, it's like a constant reminder that she's jail bait.
we're almost there. Shes pounding on the car window telling the nurse whos on a smoke break to fuck off.
And im sorry for wishing your girlfriend gets genital warts.
I just had to dig under a pile of condoms in my desk drawer to get to a blue book. Summer is officially over.
Either I'm deep cleaning my apartment out of severe academic procrastination or I'm subconsciously nesting and need to take a pregnancy test.
I just had the best counseling appointment lets fucking rage
I just won 200$ from Bar Karaoke, for singing the "Sailor Moon" theme song, and then the Pokemon theme song, also known as the motherfucking ANTHEM OF POKEMON MASTERS LIKE ME. I HAD TO REPRESENT.
Just got a motivational speech from the tacobell drive thru guy at 2am
The last person that asked me out got pushed down an escalator
My body looks like ricotta cheese had a vacation
There's a potato with a bite taken out of it in the kitchen
This time tomorrow I will be drunk and in a voodoo shop
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score onr for mom.
dude if looks could fuck you two would've been naked in front of everybody
hey can you send me that pic of that dude?...if this isn't Rochelle's phone...can you please find and tell Rochelle to send me that picture of that dude?
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