I told him that all frat guys do it... it was that easy to get him to go down on me.
And when I say "complete whore" I mean I could possibly make a shameful profit by wearing this.
He doesn't like you, he likes u not having a gag relfex
I told him "thank you for wearing a turtleneck yesterday, I no longer have a strong erg to have sex with you. " He is no longer speaking to me.
What bar did i puke in last night
by bar you must mean bars and by in you must mean on
I think the threesome was inevitable when she walked out in nothing but his boxers followed by him completely naked.
THERE IS A VIDEO OF DMX SINGING RUDOLPH THE RED NOSE REINDEER
I'm officially in the Christmas spirit
We are buying drugs from a guy with a Jesus fish on his dodge caravan.
woke up and somehow me leather belt got torn in half. either we partied with the hulk or some chick just could not wait to see my dick. probably the former tho
okay yeah but you've seen me eat jambalaya naked
I took my makeup off with mouthwash. Seemed like a good idea. It worked.
I ended up changing her contact in my phone to "O Great Potato".
It's really life affirming to be at a wedding thinking wow I took your husbands virginity
Is she talking about a testicle cuff or just a cock ring? How did you meet this girl?
Is there a big difference?
It’s about the same as the difference between a night of drunken sex with a stripper at the Bellagio and being robbed and left for dead by a crystal meth tweaker
Why do so many fanfic writers want to see hockey players get pregnant?
Randomize
