I gotta feeling the economic climate has killed the housewife market
i can't remember the last friday i didn't spend in the foetal position
it was literally the size of a crayloa marker. i didnt know what to do with it so i just sat there
currently shading my boobs to make it look like i have mass cleavage...thanks art school
I don't remember what happened but judging from the contents of my pockets it had something to do with potatoes and glo in the dark condoms
I'm also 3/4 on the frats. Its like my goal of traveling to all 7 continents, but different somehow and a lot less morally sound.
I thought that u needed a break due the fact that your nipples were bleeding
most desperate stoner moment might have been when we filled the bong up with pond water
desperate times, desperate measures
He told me the hickey on the side if his neck was actually a "bruise" from hitting a bird on his motorcycle. I'm not sure what's more impressive, the fact people believed him due to the size of the mark or the fact you gave it to him.
Did he hurt you? I have a crowbar I can beat his sorry ass with
Who knew she had talents apart from chugging wine spritzers
I'm pretty sure I smell like alcoholism and shame. And it's not a pretty scent.
She grinded so hard on my face that I've got rugburn on both eyelids
We got high, had sex, and watched retro scooby doo shows. Best friends with benefits yet.
I’ve chosen to watch a Mercedes station wagon drive around the Austrian in the rain because it’s live sports. If that doesn’t explain 2020, I don’t know what does.
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