While she was crying about breaking up, he looked at her through his fork and said "of course she's upset, she's in jail." Having sex with him tonight.
this may or may not be the weed talking, but this is by far the best tasting toothpaste i've ever had
I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
i literally would have sex with every single person on this girls wall, but not her
I swear if his heart was half the size of the cum stains he's left on my sheets we would have the perfect relationship
i was surprised by the severity of his small dick condition
I want her autograph on my taint
I like how he had to correct himself in stating that I was the fat one in the threesome.
there is literally a full grown man stuck between the radiator and her bed. i thought i kicked him out 20 minutes ago but nope we found him
Met my future wife peeing in the men's room. I stood in for the missing door on the stall. We really hit it off talking about how her butt didn't even touch the seat from all the years of squat lifting in high school.
I have no idea. But that is beside the point bc in vegas I'm a pro vball player from Ireland and a veterinarian on the weekends
He stopped mid-sex to read the subtitles on a Korean movie we had playing in the background.
Matt just ate a burger out of the trash can in front of the McDonalds. We need to have a serious talk about his drinking.
Clothing is a burden necessitated by propriety.
they just got in argument over who had more of your dick pics. quit sending shit to my sisters fucker
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