She's hot, in a Megan Fox with Down's Syndrome kinda way. Like, she'd win Miss Deliverance Pageant
At least she's the hottest one. Oh well, it's all about stats
its like think what a normal person would think but completely the opposite.
So I got a little fucked up on the punch, and made out with the family friend. Which is apparently morally reprehensible. I don't get that.
Either she got face surgery at midnight, or i need to stop drinking...
I found a sock full of anal beads in my dryer. At least she washes them.
Omg calling you in 10 to update you on who I peed on last night
Im having a christmas reunion party tonight. Last year i ate my own contact. We'll see how this year goes
Well good for him for getting your number before he told you he had no money and needed you to pay for his drink!
So on a scale of 1 to Friendship-Over, how mad would you be if a rando I brought home sharted on the shag carpet in the living room?
What I've learned from glowsticks: glowing things are not safe to eat
Well I either feel like the fat girl or very accomplished because his bed is now broken in three places
I just fixed my mom's tv over the phone in 2.17 minutes while high. I'm a fucking professional.
I'm looking for whatever I can find, and afford without having to eat my emotional support cat
I've pulled 4 ticks off of me. This is the last time I suck dick in the wild.
So I tried to catch a rabbit in Terraria & accidentally blew it up with a grenade made of bees. Monty Python would be proud.
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