I must be too annoying 4 u.
Goodnight my chunky, little, marshmallow muncher
i dont know what it is, i just found it in my pants.
JACOB AND UGLY BROKE UP
I just saw a pair of panties stretched over a fire hydrant on campus... I need to get the fuck out of this town
It's just like the Real World with babies
i went to a real vip club. the bathroom attendant was wiping down counters after girls wearing gucci did lines of coke on them. where did MY life go wrong
Found a bar with a washer and dryer and they serve food. I never have to leave
please stop judging me for buying a handle of soco on a thursday at 10am. it was on sale, i'm thinking of my future.
We are doing handstands and somersaults in the pool. With an inflatable beer pong table and our regular beer pong table. We're ponging by land and by sea
Good for him. He wanted to accomplish walking across niagara, I'm hoping to accomplish not throwing up tomoro nite, we all have our own priorities in life.
Meet at Walmart straight from work to buy items for hurricane fun. Then blast some wine, make some sex, blast a bowl and cuddle each other till the sun comes up?
That's the most romantic New Orleans hurrication I've ever heard of. Can I have your babies?
I lost my bar virginty and made out with a dwarf. It was a good night
This Christmas I would like to thank Jesus for cocaine.
And, omg, my eyelids are on fire. I think the internet let me down. :(
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