Call meee
Ok, but just to warn you, I'm as drunk as a Kennedy right now...
Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
Well I don't think you could recreate that hangover if you tried. It was like the perfect storm of hangovers.
I love that we get drink and call each other crying. It's kind of our thing.
Just made my alarm the Lion King song. Too excited about waking up to sleep.
You know what sound is wonderful for a hangover? Listening to the horns from the South Africans at the world cup
In a world where you don't want your phone to pocket dial your parents at 2 in the morning while you're running around Florida shitfaced, Droid does.
she's sitting here naked with heels and a taco.
Just in case you were wondering I sent you a text at 4:37 in the morning because I woke up on the side of the highway at that time
Although I am concerned about who made the decision to let you loose in a bridal show I am proud to see you in a sombero again.
Dude, I think shitting blood should be a cause for concern not celebration that you had a great night.
There are very few times i will succumb to laying naked on my bathroom floor. But lastnight is a resonable enough cause.
I'm sitting in Starbucks, waiting for direction in my life, or it to be 8 p.m. Whatever comes first.
Fyi, shaking your genitals at me doesn't count as "trying to have sex".
I see you listening to my get shitfaced playlist on spotify. glad we're on the same page tonight there's a drink waiting for you downstairs.
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