You were in the bathroom for two hours practicing "Revenge Faces".
omg theres cum all over the american flag and now its up in front of his house.
hey you sure the big one didn't have a penis she left the seat up
He adopted an old drug sniffing dog so that he won't lose his weed around the house anymore. It works.\n
I just blurted out "it's pretty tight isn't it"
Na Im fine, just need to un-grow this vagina I've developed
Drunbk and roasting marshmallows on my stove. Accidentally singed the catr's fur but she'sd alright.
She's trying to put on her dog muzzle on her self
That kid i sell weed to just had his mom give him a ride over here she waited in the car while he bought a bag
I've never seen a guy eye-fuck someone so hard in my entire life. I thought he would develop laser vision, bore holes into your body, and not even realize your innards would be spilling everywhere. That's how bad it was.
I wouldn't say I LOVE Pacman. I mean, sure, I'd battle against you in an epic Pacman struggle for blow jobs and glory. But I mean, who wouldn't?
Update: that felon in Georgia I slept with is now a police officer. What a wonderful world
When you're trying to sneak from the bathroom to your room with dildo, but it glows in the dark and suddenly your entire life is illuminated in the shape of dick
He sent me off with a naked dance ending in a meat swing. I don't think I'll be seeing him again.
I don't want to just hook up with random dudes. I've had enough bad sex to know that it's not worth hooking up with strangers
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