drunk sex in a shower = bad idea broken arm
In the middle of blowin me she stoppped and told me how easy it would be to insert a catheter ..... Apparently she was a nursing major
today is monday, i feel like we should do something illegal
we need a dd. For wednesday. At lunch. What are we doing with our lives?
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I pulled down his boxers and a 20 dollar bill fell out. I'm telling you, the blowjob fairy EXISTS
it's 8 a.m. and there are people having sex at the foot of the strangers bed i'm in. the guy just asked the girl how she lost her baby weight so fast.
I need a leash, or some shame. Maybe.
my left tit made it into the crop job on your profile pic, I knew it was good for other things
I found you laying in the kitchen with a bottle of vodka and a slice of bologna on your face. You said you were having a spa day.
I threw all my money on the ground and said it was for homeless people and fell down the stairs
I woke up on a navy base in a different time zone. I'm never leaving tallahassee again.
just woke up. hair smells like weed and bbq. shins are bruised. vague memory of us chasing deer at the park at 3 am. fill me in on what exactly happened.
Please tell me how the stripper got back to Sarah's from the trailer park
And they're not making a turkey. My cousin was "hoping to shoot a bird this week"
He agreed to matching Christmas pajamas today, no guy does that for a girl he’s not seriously considering marrying.
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