..now you can marry chaz and be in cher's family..
yeah n i dont have to pretend to be into chicks to do it now...
i havent had this much fun since the last time i farted and it created a boner.
ever seen your mom drunk enough to lick your face? i have
just took my birth control pill with a shamrock shake. happy st. patrick's day
mid puke you looked up at me and asked if it was your turn to sing
Howd you meet this guy?
I found him next to my pants on sunday morn.
I'm still not sure if it was intentional, but the chiropractor definitely cradled his balls on my shoulder. He even seemed to adjust the sack for comfort. I think I should be flattered. He is a doctor, after all..
Do pleather leggings scream im easy on a first date?
Hows cali? I thought of you as I shaved 1/4 of my legs last night.
I love 4am trips to the ER. I feel so responsible for actually making it all the way here.
the reputation of my dick game is on the line. You're killing the team, here, G
From what I heard you ordered him to lick your balls. Unless you've kept a huge secret I understand his confusion.
He also needs to focus on not being such a little bitch, but that's none of my business.
I went to steal condoms from your room and all I could find was chik fil a sauce
Is it just me or did we have a heart to heart talk while you were naked last night?
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