She is my favorite of all the girls you have fucked. Other than me.
So guy #2, the dancer, is programmed into my phone under the name H.uy. His number- 11 digits. I should have stopped drinking.
she gave me one of her senior pics and told me specifically to give it to you. In other words she still wants to suck your dick.
There I was staring at a teeny weeny black one and a huge white one. It was like an episode of Myth Busters
What baked good do you think says thanks for being a great tutor, lets bang?
Ps. The strap-on in the pic i sent you last night was not mine. Just wanted to clear that up.
i think he was starting go for a boob grab when we both realized the middle of a public tennis court wasn't the place
karaoke mosh pit has descended into fisticuffs, send backup
Fun fact of the day: Our cat does not like rum.
its weird that my cat bites every fat chick i bring home. i repeat every fat chick, qhT KINDA FRIEND ARE YOU
He wouldn't let me leave his house until he made me orgasm once for every year I've been alive. The birthday sex song did not prepare me for this.
Doing coke by yourself isn't as fun. Even when you're watching a James Franco movie.
I may or may not be sitting in a bubble bath drinking wine, watching Jurassic park, and wearing a Russian fur hat.
Im pretty sure breakfast wine is a thing, and if it isn't, I just invented it
I am going to bedazzle the shit out of your Basilisk costume.
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