i just walked passed a table of guys by myself.. they looked @ me talked and then yelled 7
id pin you as more of an 8
i think i've said "don't judge me" 10+ times tonight... is that a bad thing?
yes
... don't judge me
bad to tell him im pregnant over fbook chat?
I've already planned a drinking game for mtvs jersey shore....jagerbomb everytime they do
My favorite part was when he stopped, looked up in the middle of performing oral sex and asked, "you did know it was Arbor Day, right?"
I just couldn't load the family groceries on to the same seat where I had sex 12 hours ago.
You know when you blow me it's the softest, most amazing feeling ever. Like putting my dick in a silk bag filled with puppy ears.
Get your ass over here, we're drinking Patron and watching My Little Pony. Patron and Ponies, do you copy?!
To be fair, I'm probably one of the better candidates for the role of 'baby daddy' in this town
I would say I miss her friendship, then I remember that she gave 4 guys the clap. I'm good.
BTW car sex works all the muscle groups. Just sayin. Legs/butt are sore as are arms, back and core.
the conference was great. we had to hide the acid in a planter in front of the department of agriculture though
Well I found my neighbors on tinder if you're wondering how my night went
These last few days with George, grandma, and now Carrie all dying have been pushing me further and further into rum's sweet embrace.
Im going for myspace 2006 goth bitch. Your worst nightmare
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