Hard to imagine a reason apart from blow jobs that I'm awake at 530 am.
his name is not nearly as fun as i thought to yell out in bed
my summer class's final was canceled bc it interfered with the world cup. he is giving us all A's on it. I love europe
And then he used the flashlight app to illuminate me giving him head. Thanks IPhone
Just found my old bop it. So many drinking game possibilities
I always hoped that one day I'd have a sex position named in my honor.
I just want my birth control to stop making me feel like I'm watching baby seals get clubbed to death any time anything even remotely unpleasant happens lol
He was "hot guy in the dark". One of us had to sleep with him. I took the bullet you're welcome.
All I know, is I had green sex and beer and got driven home. That's it.
Now I don't feel like I'm sweating cheeseburger all the time.
If I was banging all the guys that people think I am, I'd quit buying batteries.
I'm in the woods tripping balls the water is rising why don't you answer me
I have never encountered a chode in the wild
I'll tell you that it involved a pair of pliers and a trip to the ER.
I demand a full explanation right now.
i woke up between my boyfriend and his sister and i don't know if we fucked or cried together
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