"it" just moved
dude, despite what happened last night, I'm not gay
they had a keg party to fund her abortion.
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
dude that bald bouncer just did a body shot off of brian and then kicked us out for trying to charge him for it
Definately laid on the floor of the shower this morning drinking the water as it fell on me.
full cup flip cup was not exactly the reason I wanted to tell the cops when I was sleeping on the curb
He kept making me pretend I was his personal trainer. When I swallowed his cum he made me pretend I was drinking a protein shake. Thats actually what it tasted like.
Learned a valuable life lesson last night. It's titled "Tequila: Still A Bad Idea".
My only regret is not throwing up on the conveyor belt in the dining hall
I had a meltdown and you quoted Puddle of Mudd to me
Was Mr. ROBOT good? I missed it. I just fucked dental hygienist on the trampoline in my backyard
how much of this shit do i need to take before i think its a good idea to set the house on fire and scream satanic mantras?
I was so high I could TASTE the fillings in my teeth
I want to find him again. His Corona tank top and I were made for each other.
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