i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
tell your sister to shave her snatch
I kind of had a moment like that kid whose mom cancelled his WoW subscription, except I didn't try to shove a remote control up my own ass.
I was in bed at 845. Affairs take a lot out of people
the lighter is IN the bong. I don't know what to do
No its cool I don't even have to do anything he is rapping to one of the strippers. He is punishing himself enough.
The meeting is at the same hotel we go to for sex. Avoiding eye contact with all the staff there.
just walk of shamed past a man riding a bike. RIDING A BIKE. what a wholesome life he must lead.
Tell him I'm the girl who was excited he spoke English. Then ask him where he picked me up from.
Nobody will take a lit match to your nipple without warning you this time. Pinky swear.
Carver called his mom a milf again
Was it on purpose this time?
oh so have I but I'd still suck a dick or 20 in the name of freedom.
She forgot a bra so she just used seran wrap. The scary thing is, it worked.
I told you that you couldn’t eat fifty tacos, you slapped me in the face, ate seventeen tacos, and fell asleep on my floor
Ever look at an ex and wonder...was I drunk that entire relationship??
Yes, yes I do.
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