yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
So it turns out the white chocolate in the bathroom is actually soap
everytime i eat a fruit i feel like i'm eating ovaries
the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed
Just turned elections for the sorority into a drinking game. Right on.
It's like even though I'm not in college anymore my body still knows it's September and is putting itself into competitive binge drinking mode.
Announcement: Given the sad circumstances regarding the death of my dearest friend Chong the Bong, there will be a brief memorial service for him tomorrow evening at 10:30 at my place. After sharing some memories and sending his spirit off to the great bowl in the sky, we will all take place in the commemoration and maiden voyage of his son, Chong Squared, who eagerly waits to meet all of you. High blessings to you all, piece be with you.
We're having Wednesday-night goat-night at the bar.
It's hard to explain...
Are you still going to come over for your post Alcoholics Anonymous beer?
Sorry for all the snapchats, I wanted you to feel like u were in America getting plastered with me
We're on our way. We couldn't find our clothes this morning, so we're driving your car half naked. You owe me a cigarette.
Well I thought I saw everything and then I saw Christmas themed poop bags at Petco.
when I finally convinced you to get off the floor you looked at me wild-eyed and said "the carpet was a VAST EXPANSE OF SEA"
i realized my signature handshake has now become a hookup. i love what college has done to me.
all I know is that I was naked, and there were cheeto puffs everywhere...
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