I will be horny for about another two hours. Feel free to call me until then.
yeah but it's new years. they should arrest people for being sober that day.
she used teeth so i didnt tell her when i was cumming ...........dont get mad get even
I thought it was a myth but I have just reached the age of sitting on my balls. Not a fan.
Nothing like grinding all night with a hot ethnic guy dressed as a clown to help conquer your phobia. Halloween is fucked up.
It was less of a bar, and more of an abandoned basement that some people sell booze in.
I just had to take a picture of someone whose testicles are bigger than my fists combined. Living the dream.
Currently at a fetish club with a set of swings (don't ask). Having flashbacks to the park by my house
I just shit my bed. Go ahead and make your 40 year old incontinence jokes now.
I've spent my afternoon dipping strawberries in DayQuil if that's any indication of where I'm at in life.
i just took a huge shit in old main. i think my college bucketlist is finished.
I HAVE DISCOVERED LONDON AND IT FILLS ME WITH JOY
Apparently when cookies are around I think of myself as a puppy and reward myself for everything #WhoIsAGoodBoy
i have too much dick at my disposal? i should make them fight. best dick pic gets laid
I lost my virginity to Adventure Time. DO YOU NOT UNDERSTAND THE SIGNIFICANCE?!
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