I have a new suitor he got my # last nite... I was to tipsy to function! What was I thinking!! It's like u when u first met me
using no condom is gross. my vagina has a dress code.
I just sneezed everywhere.....everywhere. Now no one will talk to me.
Single schmingle. No one actually obeys the relationship boundaries these days. Its 2009.
I feel violated. a guy just did an ultrasound on my balls. He made eye contact..
I have no idea what to do about this. He has a power over me and I think its called his tongue.
Just had a brita power hour to try to counter act all the wine i chugged last night.....fucking franzia
i admit it was a weird experience, but why regret what once made you cum
You want a summary? Scottish women that start drinking at 7 am. Cherries soaked in moonshine. Japanese beer. Old men smoking stuff that I'm pretty sure is illegal here and in Japan. One is doing a karaoke striptease. There's your summary.
It was disgusting, and I would've rather licked the condensation off the windows instead, but I figured that's wasn't very ladylike
What am I supposed to say? "Hi new uncle in law once I tried cocaine in Mexico and every once in a while i motorboat strangers. so happy to be a part of your family"
you need a warning label. Just announcing that you are Scottish is seen more as a challenge. Those guys have no idea what they are getting into.
He's tiny, but ripped. Like a stacked hobbit. He's going to pull our sexy, crime-fighting rickshaw.
I'm glad he doesn't have a bigger dick because he'd just use it for evil anyway
I mean, I want you to have freaky orgasmic fun to entertain me, but I don’t want you to risk HIV or car crashes
Randomize
